The shampoo
Luster and shine guaranteed
Now with green tea extract;
The toothpaste
No longer so minty fresh
Still recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists;
Nail polish, extreme blackcurrent
Sank straight to the bottom
And looked like sunken treasure;
A whole roll of toilet paper
Quickly took on water and went glug glug glug
Fished out a soggy, pulpy mess;
A happy rubber duckie
Who looked so homey in his new pristine pond
That I left him there until I had to pee;
A candle shaped like a shoe
Extinguished with a mighty splash
Never to be lit again;
The ring right off my finger
Seemed to be committing suicide
But I rescued it and closed the lid, thus saving others as well.
Flush.
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