Tuesday, December 09, 2014

As a child packing for our horrid family camping trips, my mother would always tell us to "pack more underwear than you'll need."
This seemed like reasonable advice and so I've always heeded it.
Packing for an upcoming trip to Texas, I realized that in fact, I've never once needed an emergency pair of underwear whilst on vacation, and good lord, I hope it stays that way.


Vest said...

The only time you pee your pants is when you wear them.
Scotsmen only wore socks under their kilts.
The first womens knicks were fitted with a trap door under the dresses.
One Lady? sitting exposed to the world was asked, "does wearing no nicks keep you cool." "Dunno" she says "but it keeps the flies away from my Ice cream cornet".

Merry CHristmas.

Jay said...

Only you, Vest.
Merry Christmas to you as well.