It's great to give thanks and gorge one's self on pumpkin pie, but this long weekend also brings a celebration of a different kind...
happy birthday to the biggest turkey of them all,
To Jason on his birthday:
I know you are WAY TOO LOADED to read this right now, but I sincerely hope that your second quarter-century is as fun-filled as your first was.
Enjoy your special day, and I'll see you later about your spankings.
p.s. Sorry the streamers were so crappy. I couldn't find the tape.