I am lying in bed. Jason is sitting on top of me, poking me in the belly.
Jamie: Ach. I am such une vache.
Jason: No you're not, you're un princesse.
Jamie: Une princesse. And yes, I'm that too, but still. I just wish you were into chubby girls, that would make life so much easier.
Jason: I am into chubby girls!
Jason: Hmm. I see now that that was the wrong answer. What I meant was, I love all the girls.
Jamie: You love all the girls? That's comforting.
Jason: No, no, no. I meant, I love all you girls.
Jamie: All us girls? What girls are those?
Jason: You! Just you! I love you!