Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Exactly How It Seems, That's How It Is

Jamie has not been posting regularly. Pop quiz kiddies - the reason for this is:

a) A stirring game of Parcheesi has held our fair lady in a state of rapture for 3 days now, and not even her own rank body odour will make her admit defeat.

b) She's pregnant, and morning sickness is a bitch.

c) An enchanted forrest abundant with squirrels and cute little duckies opened up and swallowed her whole.

d) After reaching the agonizing achievement of 30 000 words to Story A, Jay scrapped it all in a fit of insomnia and sat down to the daunting task of starting Story B from scratch. After a flurry of 10 000 words, the weak spot on her back opened up, and after the bleeding was staunched, ANYTHING BUT SITTING AT THE COMPUTER rest was been heavily recommended.

e) Other. Please specify: ________________________________.

In the meantime, please feel free to sift through this selection of vintage Jamie:

- Jamie explains the age-old question.

- Jamie's take on a practical use for men.

-Jamie explains how smart Jessica Simpson REALLY is.

-Jamie explains sexy, colon-blow cereal.

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