Ladies and Gentlemen,
Today I'd like to talk about something close to my heart. Television. For all you fans out there you know what this Sunday means. 9pm (8 central) is the return of the Family Guy. The show has been out of production for some time, well basically, it was yanked off the air. There have been hundreds of petitions sent to Fox and the DVD sales have been through the proverbial roof. So, the comedy is back and who could forget such memorable episodes when Peter says.....
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alpha bits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
and
Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!
Watch it tonight!
If you miss it, you better be dead or in jail.
And if you're in jail, break out!
-Jason
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