G.I. Jay

You know the saying "You can never go home again"?

This is one of those stories.



I didn't make a new year's resolution this year, but clearly I should have.

I should have said: This year, I promise to be less impetuous.

I should have said: This year, I will think before acting.

I should have said: This year, I will not make major decisions on a lark.


And I sure as hell should have said: If for some reason, I decide to shave off all my hair, I really, really shouldn't be so generous as to let my husband hold the clippers.


Now my Grandma is totally gonna think I'm a skinhead.



That is all.