Saturday, January 09, 2010

Clean up in aisle 69.

Standing in the express lane at the grocery store, I wonder if the cashier will realize that all my items are foods I intend to lick off of someone's penis.

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// posted by Jay @ 10:17 PM
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I wonder, if the government finds out that the grocery store is selling sex aids, if you'll have to be over 18 to shop there.
# posted by Blogger Jeannie : 10:34 AM
 
Don't forget that there is always room for Jello...
# posted by Blogger Droog : 12:16 PM
 
well, did you buy Jiff or Skippy Peanut Butter or Lick Off Penis Peanut Butter?

One of those is a sure confirmation of your intentions
# posted by Blogger furiousBall : 1:01 PM
 
skip the hot sauce
# posted by Blogger julia : 5:59 PM
 
What? No list of goober goodies? Yu might know something that I haven't tried yet (but I doubt it!)
# posted by Blogger Junebugg : 7:23 PM
 
LOL
# posted by Blogger kenju : 7:45 PM
 
Please! My mom reads this blog, for goodness sake!
# posted by Blogger NK : 11:33 PM
 
lol :) did he give you that strange look ? :)
# posted by Blogger Lash : 2:07 AM
 
Ahhhh.... true love.
# posted by Blogger Chai : 2:29 AM
 
What did you buy?
# posted by Blogger heartinsanfrancisco : 5:30 AM
 
I'll bet he didn't ;)
# posted by Blogger CanadianSwiss : 6:20 AM
 
Arrrrgh, where the hell am I? I'm lost I think, don't recognise this place.

You would lick a huge joint of raw beef of a man's penis?

Ugh.
# posted by Blogger mo.stoneskin : 7:55 AM
 
LOL.. Jay Jay Jay... I had to reread what you wrote because it took me by suprise....LOL..I agree with Jeannie though.. No children allowed in the grocery store any more even with adults if they government realised this...Help... Paying for a baby sitter just to go grocery shopping... We would starve here...
# posted by Blogger tweetey30 : 12:02 PM
 
Just don't get any sort of citric acid....yowza!
# posted by Blogger The Phoenix : 2:12 PM
 
Hot fudge, chocolate syrup (strawberry maybe), Reddi Wip, peanut butter, Nutella, Cheez Whiz, Dijon mustard, vanilla frosting, mayonnaise (gross unless you're Dutch), moist towelettes.

No, I don't think a cashier necessarily draws that conclusion.
# posted by Blogger JMH : 10:39 PM
 
:)
# posted by Blogger Alex : 1:22 AM
 
You picked up a can of whipping cream?
# posted by Blogger BBC : 10:06 PM
 
I love to squirt it on a breast and lick it off. But that's just me.
# posted by Blogger BBC : 10:07 PM
 
dare you to post that as your facebook status
# posted by Blogger zona : 1:04 AM
 
even before I opened the post, I knew where you were going with this---how scary is that?
# posted by Blogger Lorna : 10:55 AM
 
I hope you bought peanut butter...the chunky kind.
# posted by Blogger Chick : 10:18 PM
 
Did you buy floss?
# posted by Blogger Jude : 9:52 AM
 
Tell us the truth. You've gained an extra ten pounds recently, haven't you?
# posted by Blogger Droog : 2:04 AM
 
Penis-the latest eating utensil!
# posted by Blogger Salty Miss Jill : 12:14 PM
 
I tend to look at everyone's groceries and envision then in sexual ways.
# posted by Blogger repliderium.com : 2:02 PM
 
just realized I have been away from your blog WAY too long :)
# posted by Blogger Kat E : 8:12 PM
 
Jay--do you tweet? If not, you MUST! This would have been a hilarious tweet!

Hope you are doing well. Haven't seen any updates in a while!
# posted by Blogger Maven : 10:09 AM
 
A generous application of Vick's Vapour rub on the jolly roger would put an end to saliving on his boner.
# posted by Blogger Vest : 5:39 AM
 
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