Standing in the express lane at the grocery store, I wonder if the cashier will realize that all my items are foods I intend to lick off of someone's penis.
LOL.. Jay Jay Jay... I had to reread what you wrote because it took me by suprise....LOL..I agree with Jeannie though.. No children allowed in the grocery store any more even with adults if they government realised this...Help... Paying for a baby sitter just to go grocery shopping... We would starve here...
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I wonder, if the government finds out that the grocery store is selling sex aids, if you'll have to be over 18 to shop there.
Don't forget that there is always room for Jello...
well, did you buy Jiff or Skippy Peanut Butter or Lick Off Penis Peanut Butter?
One of those is a sure confirmation of your intentions
skip the hot sauce
What? No list of goober goodies? Yu might know something that I haven't tried yet (but I doubt it!)
LOL
Please! My mom reads this blog, for goodness sake!
lol :) did he give you that strange look ? :)
Ahhhh.... true love.
What did you buy?
I'll bet he didn't ;)
Arrrrgh, where the hell am I? I'm lost I think, don't recognise this place.
You would lick a huge joint of raw beef of a man's penis?
Ugh.
LOL.. Jay Jay Jay... I had to reread what you wrote because it took me by suprise....LOL..I agree with Jeannie though.. No children allowed in the grocery store any more even with adults if they government realised this...Help... Paying for a baby sitter just to go grocery shopping... We would starve here...
Just don't get any sort of citric acid....yowza!
Hot fudge, chocolate syrup (strawberry maybe), Reddi Wip, peanut butter, Nutella, Cheez Whiz, Dijon mustard, vanilla frosting, mayonnaise (gross unless you're Dutch), moist towelettes.
No, I don't think a cashier necessarily draws that conclusion.
:)
You picked up a can of whipping cream?
I love to squirt it on a breast and lick it off. But that's just me.
dare you to post that as your facebook status
even before I opened the post, I knew where you were going with this---how scary is that?
I hope you bought peanut butter...the chunky kind.
Did you buy floss?
Tell us the truth. You've gained an extra ten pounds recently, haven't you?
Penis-the latest eating utensil!
I tend to look at everyone's groceries and envision then in sexual ways.
just realized I have been away from your blog WAY too long :)
Jay--do you tweet? If not, you MUST! This would have been a hilarious tweet!
Hope you are doing well. Haven't seen any updates in a while!
A generous application of Vick's Vapour rub on the jolly roger would put an end to saliving on his boner.
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