Thursday, December 01, 2005

Jason Doesn't Fart.

I realize this probably sounds like heaven to many of you ladies who complain about disgusting, stinky husbands, but let's think on this subject just a little further:

1. Jason does not fart. DOES NOT FART.

2. Jamie, a very demure and genteel lady, admittedly farts on occasion. Tiny, adorable baby farts that Jason refers too as "toots" because apparently that's more ladylike.

Now do the math.

1 + 2 = I am the farter in the family!

Dear God!

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