I realize this probably sounds like heaven to many of you ladies who complain about disgusting, stinky husbands, but let's think on this subject just a little further:
1. Jason does not fart. DOES NOT FART.
2. Jamie, a very demure and genteel lady, admittedly farts on occasion. Tiny, adorable baby farts that Jason refers too as "toots" because apparently that's more ladylike.
Now do the math.
1 + 2 = I am the farter in the family!
Dear God!
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