Thursday, September 25, 2014

So there was this repugnant Katy Perry song on the radio yesterday (I realize that may not narrow it down very much) during which she dedicated it to everyone going to bed with a 10 and waking up with a 2 - caveat! - not her, though.

Because the truth that is not contained within her dazzling lyrics is that she goes straight to bed with the 2s. I mean, John Mayer? Russel Brand? Girl wouldn't know a 10 if he fell in her lap and sucked her cock.

4 comments:

Wil said...

You are simply too much. LMAO at the image of Katy Perry as a Shemale.

Lorna said...

I have to confess to a mild crush on Russell Brand. Please don't hate me in the morning.

Jay said...

I could never hate you, Lorna.
Let's just make sure it stays mild.

Jay said...

Also, I don't think you have to stretch your imagination too far to think of Katy Perry as a shemale. I think she's easily confused for a drag queen, or else she is in fact a drag queen. She certainly does her makeup like one.