Outside this weekend, hooking up the power carwash thingy to the hose at the side of the house.
I can't get the tap to turn on, I try both ways and it seems stuck.
"Jason, which way do I turn it for ON?"
"Righty tighty, lefty loosey."
Did he just say what I think he did?
I collapse to the ground in a fit of laughter. I scrape my knees, my elbows, one cheek. Gravel gets in the cuts, but I can't stop laughing.
Who am I married to?