Sunday, February 13, 2005

Fair Warning, Ladies

Listening to: Heart-Shaped Box, Nirvana


Fair warning, girls: If any of you were planning on getting a Valentine's themed bikini wax, time is running out. No need for fancy panties if you've got a heart-shaped coochie. And for you do-it-yourselfers, these kits offer heart-shaped stencils and instructions for how to "prepare the area with style." Don't say I didn't warn you.

Pubic primping: it's not just for hoors anymore.

21 comments:

Jason said...

Jamie!
You told me those stencils were for arts & crafts time. You lied.

But I forgive you, rowwwwrrrrr.

-Husband.

citygurl said...

ah!! this is not something that should be done at home by yourself OUCH!!!

Queen Of Pink said...

O. M. G. I can NOT imagine doing that to myself. Only the trained professionals get to fix my fuzz.

LMAO, I'd end up hurting myself. ;)
Cracking up at Jason's comment.

Queenofpink

Ivy said...

Tacky! Just tacky. It's either bald like a new born child, or widly bush. Good Lord!

Monica said...

heart shaped looks kinda cute, I think I'll do a heart shaped wax on my boyfriends hairy butt, hee hee!!!!!

Jay said...

Oh Monica, you have the greatest sense of humour! Haven't I convinved anyone to go along with this?

Charone said...

As if they're even paying attention after your panties come off.

amy said...

Charone's right, they don't give a um, rat's ass (or coochie) what design it's in. But that is so terribly frightening to imagine. OWIE!

Shane said...

Move over Liza Frulla - Minister of Canadian Heritage and Minister responsible for Status of Women.

The Jay Campaign has begun. Pubic power!... or something like that.

Politics: a dangerous game!

Fenton said...

I think apt to laugh at a girl who did that. Of course, if I'm getting a glimpse at it, I'm probably more interested in other things than in laughing.

Darlene said...

So, that's what you too look like all grown up. And I thought you resembled Homer and Marg.

Jay said...

Hah!

Oh gosh,m I'm so drunk, damnb these margaritas, I tried to write you more of a comment, Darliene,e the truth is closer to the second, not htat that's a bad thing...I'm kind of fond of homie and marge.

Fidget said...

I think doing taht would ruin the mood around here. Darling husband of mine would be laughing his arse off. He would then expect me to start waxing phrases into it.. though if it did get his attention I wonder if i could wax - Paint the house in my bush?? I bet i'd have to grow it clear down my thighs to have enough room for that wordy message LOL!

transience said...

oh, jay! you are so prolific. i'm hiccupping from too much laughter. raucous, raucous laughter.

random-girl said...

there are people who do this? there are people make money from people who do this? where did i go wrong? [revising my business plan]

jonny ragel said...

I prefer the mohawk look. but that gets into the pointless ginger/marianne debate we have neither the time nor the beer to indulge in. and is 'whores' really spelled 'hoors' in canadian? do tell, girlfriend!

Hope said...

I wouldn't dream of saying that you hadn’t warned me.

Hope

Jay said...

Okay, well I see you are all too timid for such a proposal, so I'll keep working to get Jason to shave my initials in, and I'll be sure to keep that story to myself!

BeckyBumbleFuck said...

Well, I think the heart-shaped cooch is a genius idea, only to be improved with garnish (chocolate, perhaps?) My meager understanding of men, tells me that food and sex are their mainstays. Even if they laugh over the heart, I'm sure they'll still be inspired...

hyphenated L said...

does it come with red dye?? LOL!

Green-Eyed Lady(GEL) said...

Clip, snip, style..Forget the artist blogs I belong to...i just need to come here! 'Cept: *newsflash*: that area IS already heart shaped. (think different viewpoints...) ;)