Listening to: Heart-Shaped Box, Nirvana
Fair warning, girls: If any of you were planning on getting a Valentine's themed bikini wax, time is running out. No need for fancy panties if you've got a heart-shaped coochie. And for you do-it-yourselfers, these kits offer heart-shaped stencils and instructions for how to "prepare the area with style." Don't say I didn't warn you.
Pubic primping: it's not just for hoors anymore.
13 comments:
Jamie!
You told me those stencils were for arts & crafts time. You lied.
But I forgive you, rowwwwrrrrr.
-Husband.
Tacky! Just tacky. It's either bald like a new born child, or widly bush. Good Lord!
heart shaped looks kinda cute, I think I'll do a heart shaped wax on my boyfriends hairy butt, hee hee!!!!!
Oh Monica, you have the greatest sense of humour! Haven't I convinved anyone to go along with this?
Move over Liza Frulla - Minister of Canadian Heritage and Minister responsible for Status of Women.
The Jay Campaign has begun. Pubic power!... or something like that.
Politics: a dangerous game!
So, that's what you too look like all grown up. And I thought you resembled Homer and Marg.
Hah!
Oh gosh,m I'm so drunk, damnb these margaritas, I tried to write you more of a comment, Darliene,e the truth is closer to the second, not htat that's a bad thing...I'm kind of fond of homie and marge.
I think doing taht would ruin the mood around here. Darling husband of mine would be laughing his arse off. He would then expect me to start waxing phrases into it.. though if it did get his attention I wonder if i could wax - Paint the house in my bush?? I bet i'd have to grow it clear down my thighs to have enough room for that wordy message LOL!
oh, jay! you are so prolific. i'm hiccupping from too much laughter. raucous, raucous laughter.
Okay, well I see you are all too timid for such a proposal, so I'll keep working to get Jason to shave my initials in, and I'll be sure to keep that story to myself!
Well, I think the heart-shaped cooch is a genius idea, only to be improved with garnish (chocolate, perhaps?) My meager understanding of men, tells me that food and sex are their mainstays. Even if they laugh over the heart, I'm sure they'll still be inspired...
does it come with red dye?? LOL!
Clip, snip, style..Forget the artist blogs I belong to...i just need to come here! 'Cept: *newsflash*: that area IS already heart shaped. (think different viewpoints...) ;)
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