Last night, somewhere between the third and fourth pitchers of daiquiris, a spill so magnificent in its execution, so far-reaching in its scope and so complete in its utter devastation that it may appropriately be called The Perfect Spill, did in fact count among its clutches this very computer, the keyboard in particular.
Hopefully a better post will follow later today, if the left quadrant can be saved. The mysterious Ctrl key is hanging on surely only by its sheer will to mystify once again, but it is quickly declining, too sluggish to go on this way for long, and when pressed, it oozes a red substance not unlike blood (but much more like strawberry daiquiri).
As the keyboard slips quietly away, Dr. Jason will work furiously against time with his trusty Q-tip to save Q through R, A through F, Z through C, Shift, Alt, Caps lock...but can he do it? Will the E ever E again? Which ones will be sacrificed? Will X give up its rights so that S can go on and pluralize the world with all its essy goodness? And will Ctrl ever be the same again?
Stay tuned to find out...